Why Have a Boy when You've Got a Toy!

by Princesslea, Dec 19th 07

So, there I was, with 5 of my single girlfriends, all in their 20¡¯s, squeezing on the long couch of MANEO¡¯s dining room / showcase for the night. We were giggling about the fact that we were exhibiting the a combination of joy and extreme interests and much anticipation for the main event and its star attractions: erotic toys!

While Cosmopolitan places itself as a ¡°fun fearless female¡± magazine for the Chinese young career woman who is not ashamed of reading sex-talk, this online erotic shop WWW.BLOOMNINE.COM has opened to those even braver warriors, whose eyes long for a wonderland, a land with so much more possibility.


The idea that one can take total control of ¡°setuation¡± in seconds, without the dating BS or heartbreaks, overwhelmed us. Needless to say the cozy but glamour atmosphere brought us an intimate ¡°girls night out¡± feeling, with manicure bar in the middle that assured ¡°beautiful sexy touch¡±, and ambulant masseauses eased guests¡¯ intense stress and nerves.

Using four simple looking models to display their wares, Bloomnine introduced the crowd to a variety of toys, ranging from the tiny cute vibrator (NEA from LELO), to ceramic dildo (Miss Saigon from GOLDFLAU). The ¡°bomb¡± was a toy named , ¡°Best Adult Product¡± from UK - THE CONE. The pink color is the only usual adult part of this thing, the world-shaking shape of pyramid and massive size made the full house choke, with its the instruction of 8 positions 16 speeds all hand-free functions!


¡°Oh my God!¡± exclaimed Grace, an attendee who finally found her tongue,¡± It¡¯s wild. I can¡¯t imagine it, although it is a very well covered toy that I can just present it on the bedroom night table. It is so over-the-top, no one would even consider in that direction.¡± Amusingly, the boyfriends and male companions of the attendees started ¡°booooo¡± around us after this little craziness as it highlighted the ending of the runway show. I don¡¯t know whether they were feeling uncomfortable because of the models or threatened by the toys. The look in male audiences was definitely more complicated than the gals¡­

By midnight, people started to browsing display stands, I had to ask my personal Dutch contact Teun Overeem, the founder of Bloomnine, to get a sample vibrator. When it arrived the gals in my group went, hmmm, out of control! I can only say, I have never seen these otherwise typical Shanghai proud princesses fighting over something so competitively other than maybe Jemmy Chou¡¯s shoes.


¡°Why need a boy when I have a toy in hand?¡± Jenny raised the ultimate question with a naughty sparkle in her eyes, while amazed by the speed and power of a vibrator, indulging herself with all kinds wild imaginations in a group.

But we all knew the difference, I thought quietly, and as I turned my head around glimpsed at the backstage of runway, there was a pair of youth, hands secret touching, and lips reaching inadvertently ¡­

Lust with style, such a great way to remember a fine Shanghai party night! Thanks Bloomnine for the wonderful introduction to a whole new world!

(Photos courtesty of LeaZhangMedia and Bloomnine)


 
 
 
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